New PDF release: 400 Travelling Salesmen Jokes

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By Henny Youngman

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The tensions of life were threatening to ge t a strangle hold on Bill, and after he'd fini s h e d a good dinner, he relaxed mindlessly in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand. His wife knew nothing of his nervous s tate, and she climbed onto his lap with the thoug ht of trying to wheedle a fur coat out of him, and snuggled and murmured and fondled. "Good heavens, Ethel," he exploded, "get off. " Rules are the means of a girl's assessing wbic~ man she likes well enough to break them for.

Returning from his vacation, Roger asked for two weeks more in which to get married. "But you just bad two weeks off," said tbe boss. " After numerous complaints from the neighbors, H3IT)' sadly agreed to have a veterinarian render his cat fit to guard a sultan's harem. No, he still goes out at night. '' 31 The blonde appeared at her door in a strapless evening gown tbat defied gravity. "Terrific," said ber dale. Play your cards right and you will," she murmured. Lily couldn't imagine why she was so popular.

Reason? What good is it if you have the inclination and you don't have the time? steJS. "Say," said the operator in his usual confidential tone, ''there's a lot of good stuff at this party. " "Oh, I'll only be gone for a few minutes. " A person who sticks his No's in other people's business. CENSOR: 28 A good golfer has to break 80, but a good chorus girl only has to bust 3 6. The other evening in a bar, a rather shy friend of ours spotted a remarkably stacked young lady drinking alone a few stools away.

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