By Robert Orben
There is not any higher, speedier, or greater approach to succeed in out and seize an audience's recognition than the adroit use of humor. An apt, well-timed funny story can soothe the adverse, concentration the bored to death, and the spur at the enthusiastic.
In this most up-to-date assortment from Robert Orben, grasp of the one-liner and fountain of humor for the nice television and stand-up comics, are amassed over 2500 brief, correct, and sharp laugh-getters that could simply be extra to speeches, lectures, displays, or informal dialog. prepared into a number of hundred different types for ease in choice, the subject material is topical--ranging from acupuncture and pollution to women's liberation and X-rated videos. many of the jokes are one-liners that movement with a snap and a sizzle that anecdotes and long tales lack.
Here you'll find openings and closings for speeches, plus random and particular remark worthwhile to somebody who has ever been known as upon to "say a number of words." a fabulous software for audio system, writers, and performers, Mr. Orben's latest booklet also will offer hours of laugh-filled analyzing for everyone.
Note from the uploader: those jokes aren't humorous.
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But say you have a graph with 1 million nodes, coming perhaps from a communications network or a chip design, which is presented only as a list of edges (adjacent pairs of nodes) — then it is not quite so clear what to do if one wants to decide whether the graph is connected, making efficient use of computational resources. Among the interesting questions one can ask is whether it is possible to decide connectedness of the graph without checking for all possible pairs of nodes (there are nearly 500 billion of them) whether they are edges of the graph or not?
All the rows are left-justified. The board R4 is illustrated in Figure 5. If T (n) denotes the number of domino tilings of Rn , then Ciucu’s formula 43 Figure 5: The board R4 . states that N (2n, 2n) = 2n T (n)2 . If n is even, say n = 2r, then N (2n, 2n) = (2r T (n))2 , while if n is odd, say n = 2r + 1, then N (2n, 2n) = 2(2r T (n))2 , so we recover the result that N (2n, 2n) is a square or twice a square depending on whether n is even or odd. BOX. Kasteleyn’s formula for the number N (2m, 2n) of domino tilings of a 2m × 2n chessboard: m n N (2m, 2n) = 4mn cos2 s=1 t=1 44 tπ sπ + cos2 2m + 1 2n + 1 .
There are N (2, n + 1) ways to tile the 2 × (n + 1) rectangle and N (2, n) ways to tile the 2 × n rectangle, so the recurrence N (2, n + 2) = N (2, n + 1) + N (2, n) follows, and hence also (23). The situation becomes much more complicated when dealing with larger rectangles, and rather sophisticated techniques such as the “transfer-matrix method” or the “Pfaffian method” are needed to produce an answer. The final form of the answer involves trigonometric functions (see Box), and it is not even readily apparent (without sufficient mathematical background) that the formula gives an integer.
2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing by Robert Orben